(We’re required to tell you that Tad Boyle didn’t actually write this Justin Bieber re-imagination… which is dumb.)

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For all the times you hate decisions I’ve made

And all the hashtags you tweet using my name

You think I cost the Buffs, oh, folks for goodness sake

You think I’m trying to lose games. Well, I ain’t

 

And I didn’t wanna write a song

‘Cause I didn’t want anyone thinking I still care, I don’t but

Y’all forget the come up

And baby I be movin’ on

And I think you should see somethin’ I don’t wanna hold back

Maybe you should know that

 

Before I got here this program was as good as done

And I never like to sing my own song

But I’ve been so caught up in my job

Didn’t see what’s going on

But now I know

You people deserve Ricardo

 

Cause if you hate the way I coach that much

Oh, baby, you should go and coach yourself

And if you think my seat is gettin’ hot

Then maybe you should go and coach yourself.

 

For all the times we blew games right at the end,

The only problem was we didn’t defend

And all the times you told me my timeout usage was wrong

thought I could’ve stopped runs before they were prolonged

 

And I didn’t wanna write a song

‘Cause I didn’t want anyone thinking I hear hate, I don’t but

Y’all forget the come up

And baby I be movin’ on

And I think you should see somethin’ I don’t wanna hold back

Maybe you should know that

 

Before I got here this program was as good as done

And I never like to sing my own song

But I’ve been so caught up in my job

Didn’t see what’s going on

But now I know

You people deserve Ricardo

 

Cause if you hate the way I coach that much

Oh, baby, you should go and coach yourself

And if you think this program’s just holdin on

Then maybe you should go and coach yourself

 

For all the times that you disagreed with my calls

I used to care now I feel nothing at all

Can’t explain to you that I’m the best of all

Don’t you remember life before TadBall

 

Cause if you hate the way I coach that much

Oh, baby, you should go and coach yourself

And if you think my seat is gettin’ hot

Then maybe you should go and coach yourself