Woah… RK must be so proud of how far off-the-rails you have taken his legacy podcast! Recap: 1) You are comparing getting a fern plant to the responsibility of having a girlfriend (might be my favorite thing you’ve ever said). 2) I’m not even sure what to think about your morbid view of tall people dying before you, and how that ‘always’ pops into your head when seeing a tall person. 3) You want to steer into saying bagel incorrectly, but were sure to point out that you try not to use words like “brekky,” which is a very odd line to draw (nice humble-brag on the taking a girl to breakfast, by-the-way). Please note, this was all in one show, and I didn’t even bring up Tinder or HCMT’s thoughts on camels.

Dayton is the toughest outside of Kansas. They have a top draft pick. It will basically be an away game since Chicago is where Dayton grads get their first job.