Greetings Gents,
I appreciate the love for Lindsay this last pod and I completely agree with everything said. Pay that man! Unfortunately I have to point out a negative about Elway here. I feel like he is that CEO of a Company that would rather hire everyone from the outside of the company and overpay them for the work they actually do as opposed to developing his talent from within. You guys mentioned it yesterday. Why do we continue to just brush off the talent we get and watch them perform for other teams when we had them first. Is it something that we are not doing like proper evaluation or is it just corporate culture?
Also can I get an emphatic “75”??

What’s more terrifying;

A piece of toast, slightly burned (but edible) but where the spread isn’t evenly distributed (can be peanut butter or yeasty spread your call)

Andrew Mason driving down Broadway at 3pm in the afternoon at 15mph; listening to “Who let the dogs out” loudly, while wearing his sunglasses

One hour of watching someone consistently tearing pages out of a book poorly, where bits of the page stay attached the seam of the book.

A 6 year old you’re babysitting has discovered a book on a bookshelf titled “So, you want to conceive a child? A step by step guide to Amish coitus” and says “can you read this book to me?”

Hey gents,

Time for the final episode of Scenario-Specific Songs. I never even intended to ask one of these per week, I just thought of one initially and then a couple of new ideas popped into my head, but now I’m clutching at straws. However I’ve saved the best one for last. So here’s the scenario…

You’re playing 2nd base for the Rockies (or Braves if you’re Mase). Game 7 of the World Series. Tied score, 2 out bottom of the 9th. You’re standing in the on deck circle when your teammate hits a double into deep left centre, a base hit from you means you win it all. You walk up to the plate with everything on your shoulders. What song is playing as you’re walking up?

BB out

Hey guys

Mark Barron, real guy or just a rumor?

Hiccups you say!? I can be of use here, for once..

I used to suffer badly with them, tried everything, even once had hiccups for 3 days straight. It was as frustrating as when we traded Tebow to The Jets, which for me, was close to unbearable.

Anyhow, I fortunately met this hot Opera Singer (humble brag), and she told me the EASIEST thing to do, and works 100% of the time. Obviously, Hiccups are a disaster for a Singer, so they need a fail-safe mechanism, and here it is..

You take almost the deepest breath you can, then breathe out as slowly and as constant as you can, until your breath is close to empty. That should be it, and you can breathe normally again. It resets the diaphragm, and will change your life, maybe.

Peace out and love to all

The Big T

Okay… That is for sure, the very last time I revise this name for anyone unless I missed something obvious. I was around for all of those, so thanks for reminding me particularly about poptarts. Also, the “Public Display Name” character limit is 240, and I lost count 4 times, so you are very welcome. I will return to OnionTownLynx form now and continue my duties as a non-nuisance of the DNVR community.

So, who would like to see a football game played in Medieval armor? As strange as it sounds, knights were actually quite nimble in steel plate but since there’s no worry of blades, we could reduce the weight further by taking away chainmail and replacing it with linen. Of course we could identify players by a small shield on their back. Breaking limbs would be quite hard to do, but concussions would be super easy to cause. Your thoughts?

Lots of love,
Lynx

What’s your favorite smell?

Love
The Count

That game reminded me so much of the Chargers game in 2012 when PFM and the team figured it all out. Obviously I’m not expecting to win out, but hopefully it was a turning point for a young team.

Can someone please make a GIF of Drew’s finger guns after the Hamilton TD? I think it could definitely come in handy if this really was a turning point!

MY BOYS! I know that we are apolitical at The DNVR and on this podcast, but the POTUS disparaged our friend and ally, Count Lockula, on Twitter this morning when the President said, “STOP THE COUNT!” I must take a stand in solidarity with our good friend against such belittlement! All joking aside, why can’t this team, through an endless stream of offensive coordinators, effectively use their running backs as receivers? From my count, since 2016, Denver’s running backs have totaled only 7(!) (8 if you can’t Andy Janovich) receiving touchdowns, including Phillip Lindsay’s sole receiving touchdown which came in the first regular season game he ever played in Week 1 of the 2018 season. It’s maddening. May be peace and safety be with you each this Thursday. DNVRMY SALUTE!