To Zac and Andrew

We few, we happy few
My dear brothers Zac and Andrew
Your cries for help have been heard
For I could no longer stand by without a word
“The buck stops here” a man once said
So I will now carry the torch once thought dead
Stand your ground men! Do not give in!
Though their position seems strong we will win
Now to Ryan I say at last
You act as though we’ve been on a fast
We eat candy and good food
The fact you don’t eat ackee (A-Key) doesn’t leave me in a mood
And though you plot against us now
We will not cave, we’ll win somehow
And so, while you may sneer and mock it
I have never had a hot pocket

Everyone seems to be all about the coaching change lately, but I would rather focus on the most important thing, talent. Look around the league, the teams that are winning have tons of talent. These teams like the Chiefs, Eagles, Chargers, Saints and Patriots all have one major thing in common; a franchise quarterback. Take a look at the Jaguars, they may be one of the most talented defenses in recent years but can’t seem to win because their quarterback gives the ball away like its going out of style. The Bears have a pretty exciting defense but Trubisky is a different QB from week to week and you never know which one you’re going to get. Change coaches all you want but if you don’t find that guy, at the most important position in all of sports, the Broncos will be mediocre at best. I don’t know who that guy is and I doubt they’re going to find him in the next few years, so until then I think they need to focus on building this team from the inside out. Find offensive line studs early in the draft, put players in positions to succeed (Chubb), and find a QB to lead this team for the next decade or two. I think it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

I’m sorry to say I’ve never had a hotpocket. Not sure they sell them here in the UK

I think with both Ryan and Andre on the pod, there can only be one question. Which punters should the Broncos be looking in the draft?

Regarding the honey on Pizza crust thing, I grew up in the Denver area and I thought that was just normal. That is until I moved out of state for college and everyone around me thought I was weird. Turns out it’s like a Colorado native thing that is very rare outside the state. Represent with pride!

A challenged ensued
A task begging to be pursued,
And thus an era begins
A great escape from the broncos lack of wins.
A humble man sits and ponders, “what the hell”
Why not try my hand in casting a poetry spell,
Seems more productive than harboring frustration to scream and yell.
If nothing else it certainly is more fun
Comparable to the joy from an eloquent Ryan pun,
Though all the stress and pain that can come from life,
The BSN family is there to help us through the strife
To pick us up and bring us back to the light,
Giving us the strength to continue the fight
What’s next for the broncos, what could be right?
A question keeping many up at night.
Should we fire them all,
Do a massive overhaul,
Tank for Tua,
Submit to being a Loser?
My answer, start spitting rhymes like Sua.
Thus ends the first poem from Kartch or Karache,
Whatever my true name may be.
There’s one last message I send out to all of thee,
Fair greetings and much love to the BSN family!