Denver — BREAKING NEWS: According to national and local reports, Colorado Rockies rookie phenom Trevor Story is, in fact, a human baseball player and not a product of the local genetic engineering plant. Despite the fact that Story was on pace to hit 189 home runs in 2016 after the first week of the season — which would break…

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Nick is a graduate of the University of Denver's School of Accountancy. He has his bachelor's degree in accounting and is a Master of Accountancy. He has followed Colorado sports since birth (probably). His foray into sports "journalism" has been recent, though exciting and has likely thrown a wrench into all of his life plans He has been a credentialed writer for both the Rockies and for the DU Pioneers.

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